What are you?

[Pysh'Shooi]

What are you?

pick the month you were born in

1 - I ate
2 - I needed
3 - I ran naked with
4 - I shot
5 - I cuddled with
6 - I smoked with
7 - I banged
8 - I ran shirtless with
9 - I stabbed
10 - I kiilled
11 - I slept with
12 - I killed

Pick the day (number) you were born on

01 - the trojan man
02 - a dog
03 - a jew
04 - a toothbrush
05 - Paris Hilton
06 - a homo
07 - Barny the dinosaur
08 - a prostitute
09 - a pornstar
10 - a bag of weed
11 - the kool-aid-man
12 - Santa Claus
13 - a condom
14 - a whore
15 - an orange
16 - a stripper
17 - a bisexual
18 - a horse
19 - my boyfriend
20 - a crackhead
21 - a homeless guy
22 - my lover
23 - my crush
24 - a easter egg
25 - a jar of honey
26 - a hottie
27 - a bowl of cereal
28 - a french fry
29 - your dealer
30 - a glass of milk
31 - Your grandma

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing

White - Because that's how i roll
Black - because im sexy as hell
Pink - Because the lil people told me to
Red - because I have AMAZING boobs
Blue - because I'm a pimp and you're jealous
Polka Dots - because I hate my life
Purple - because I'm gay
Gray - because I love marijuana
Other - because I have double D's
Green - because I'm good in bed
Orange - because I smoke crack
Turqoise - because I have a noodle in my nose
Brown - because i had to
Shirtless - because I've got abs

I got: I Ran naked with a glass of milk beacuse i'm sexy as hell

[Stern]

I killed a homeless guy because I'm a pimp and your jealous.

Sweet.

[Ismyg]

I shot Paris Hilton because that's how I roll. =o

[Keff]

I smoked with a(n) easter egg because im(I'm) sexy as hell.

[Stevie]

I ate an orange because I have double D's.

[Rullis]

I ran shirtless with a dog because thats how i roll.

[SawGold]

I banged a bowl of cereal because I'm a pimp and your jealous

[Mange]

I needed an orange because im sexy as hell

[Karelazi]

I killed Paris Hilton because I love marijuana. :o

[Tearjerker]

I shot a stripper because I'm sexy as hell.

[Stern]

I banged a bowl of cereal because I'm a pimp and your jealous
LOL!

[Banan Gangstern]

I ate Paris Hilton becouse i got amazing boobs

[Spinnix]

I banged a horse because im sexy as hell.

:(

[Miwna]

I ran shirtless with my crush beacause I'm sexy as hell.

[Sötnos]

I needed a bisexual because I have AMAZING boobs.

[Scratcha]

I cuddled with Barny the dinosaur, because thats how I roll.

[Rabarber]

I shot a bowl of cereal because I love marijuana

[Mattus]

I ran naked with a bag of weed because I've got abs.

[Seppuku]

I killed a bag of weed because i had to <,<

[Erdman]

I shot a jew because im sexy as hell

[Fass]

I ate a bowl of cereal because I'm a pimp and your jealous

[Hex]

I killed a crackhead because the lil' people told me to. :lol:

[Dreath]

I needed a dog because im sexy as hell.

Sure, I'm sexy as hell, but I already got a dog...

[Saint Louis]

I smoked with a condom because I'm gay.

(No joke... My birthday is June 13, and i'm wearing a dr. pepper shirt.)


Wow. I quit at life.

[pillepelle]

I killed a prostitute becouse im sexy as hell

[Tongo]

I smoked with Paris Hilton because im sexy as hell :happy:

[Ludd3]

i ate santa claus becasue i am sexy as hell.

[Runar]

I banged a whore because I'm good in bed.

:o

[Sigge]

I banged a jew cuz' that's how I roll. :cool:

[Zabrinho]

I ate a prostitute because i had to

;/

[GW]

I ran naked with the trojan man because I love marijuana.

haha >.<'

[Edward]

I ran naked with the trojan man because I'm sexy as hell

[Rasty]

I killed a stripper because I'm sexy as hell.

Funny thread :happy:

[farde]

I ate a crackhead because I'm a pimp and your jealous :P

[Devlan]

I killed a glass of milk because I smoke crack.

[Titan Palla]

I slept with a horse because I have AMAZING boobs

[Dampus]

I shot your dealer because I'm good in bed.

[Ruze]

I needed a whore because im sexy as hell

2-14-Svart

[biffzor]

I smoked with Barney the dinosaur because i love marijuana
:)

[Knasen^]

I stabbed a jar of honey because I'm good in bed

lHaha

[Abay]

I ran naked with a french fry because im sexy as hell

[Ralph]

I ran shirtless with my crush beacause I'm sexy as hell.

[Blooper]

I needed a hottie because im sexy as hell
True :)

[Teewest]

I ate my boyfriend because im sexy as hell(wtf O.o im not gay!)

[Gson]

I ate a pornstar because I'm good in bed

[Rasty]

I killed a stripper because that's how I roll.

[Farwer]

I smoked with a glass of milk beacuse I love maraijauna.

[Pirree]

I slept with Paris Hilton because im sexy as hell :happy:

[Coralla]

I ran shirtless with a prostitute because I'm a pimp and your jealous

[Ceefyra]

I banged a horse because im sexy as hell.

:(
hahaha n1 ;)

I stabbed a stripper 'cause I have AMAZING boobs.

[Aandeers]

I stabbed my lover because im sexy as hell : )

BUMP X]

[Naroh]

I shot Santa Claus because im sexy as hell. x'D

[Garfield]

I cuddled with a jar of honey because I'm gay. :/

[Goth Drash]

I smoked with a condom because I have AMAZING boobs

[Cirtaboy]

I shot a jar of honey Because thats how i roll

[Hawkaen]

I ran naked with your dealer because i got abs :yeah:

[Mickee]

I shot a homo because I've got abs

[Rasty]

I killed a stripper because I have AMAZING boobs!

[Danne Weman]

I killed an orange because I smoked crack.

[Gigg]

I ran naked with a hottie because im sexy as hell.

[Aandeers]

I ate a condom because I'm good in bed.
My Sisters hahaha !

[Shootaj]

I cuddled with the kool-aid man because that's how I roll.

[Kyox]

I shot a dog because thats how i roll

[Zoul]

I stabbed barny the dinosaur because I have AMAZING boobs

[Boxarez]

I needed a bag of weed because I'm sexy as hell

[Martin]

I slept with a stripper Because thats how i roll

[Beex]

I got I ran naked with a glass of milk beacuse I'm sexy as hell.
As well. How cool ain't that.

[Molle Mus]

I smoked with a homo because that's how I roll.

LMFAO!

[Drak anton]

I got: I ate a bowl of cereal because I'm a pimp and your jealous

[Creativ]

I ate my boyfriend because thats how i roll

[Kyox]

I shot a dog because i had to..

[Twia]

I needed my boyfriend because I love marijuana.

hahahaha

[Simmeius]

I killed Paris Hilton because i had to.

[Steven]

I slept with a homeless guy <pukes> because im sexy as hell.

[Zater]

I ran naked with a french fry because I'm a pimp and you're jealous

[Alexander]

I ate my boyfriend because thats how i roll

Yo Creep666!

[royal elite santa]

I killed Barny the dinosaur because that's how i roll.

Haha i tried it on a rl friend over msn and he got:

"I banged Santa Claus because i had to"
The best one so far haha

[[caroline]]

I needed an easter egg because I'm pimp and you're jealous.

[Steven]

I killed Barny the dinosaur because that's how i roll.

Haha i tried it on a rl friend over msn and he got:

"I banged Santa Claus because i had to"
The best one so far haha
Lol :D

[Xarted]

I stabbed a jew because im sexy as hell

[Saint Louis]

lol

i smoked with a condom because I love marijuana

[aLx_]

I ate a French fry because I'm a pimp and you're jealous

[Kseni of Chimera]

I cuddled with a bag of weed because I have AMAZING boobs...


Lol xD

[Avicil]

I stabbed the kool-aid-man because I'm good in bed.

who the fuck is the kool-aid-man?

[Steven]

Good question :confused:.

[Saint Louis]

O.0 are you guys kidding me?!?!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=E_mU13kufh4
couldn't find any of the newer ones...

theres been many jokes about the kool aid man... most known one is the Dane Cook skit (some strong language):
http://youtube.com/watch?v=BR9pWRjrBrk

And the best youtube video i found of him would be:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=CDAbcBTNlLI

hope that helps....

[Multiuniversum]

"I ate my boyfriend because I'm gay"

Ehm.. :/

[FakeFass]

I ate a whore because that's how i roll :o
sweet kinda true <:

[KristalleN]

I needed Santa Claus because im sexy as hell

[Fronda]

I Stabbed my lover I'm a pimp and you're jealous
GANGSTAAH [:

[Poncho]

I ate the trojan man because I'm good in bed.