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On the Tibia.no forums I had a thread named exactly the same, and I decided to start it here too!
What is this thread about?
This thread is all about asking me questions. Questions about ANYTHING! And I will try to answere them as good as I can :)
AtD Rules:
You may ONLY post questions in this thread, I, and no one else may answere the questions.
All posts that does not contain a question will be deleted.
Now start asking me questions! :D
Copyright © Torbjørn "Mezzy" Bergwitz Lauen 2006-2007. All Rights Reserved.
Who created us? And if you say god, who created god? And who created the creator god? :D
Q: Who created us? And if you say god, who created god? And who created the creator god? :D
Before even time was created there was nothing, not even a universe, it was only the fire of Helur to the south and the Ice of Kalur to the north who roamed each side of the large room with nothing. But bit for bit the flames of Helur went farther and farther north and finally they reached the ice of Kalur and melt the ice, bit for bit Helur melted down Kalur and the waters of Kalur made the fires of Helur go out and in the end there was just a large lake. Out of this lake came Ea and Ae, the two creators of the world, time and everything!
Good enough? :angel:
Q. Who is the most feared dwarf slaughter? (All time)
Who leads the war bettwen Dwarfs and Elf?
Who is the most feared dwarf slaughter? (All time)
Durin, no dobut.
Who leads the war bettwen Dwarfs and Elf?
What war?
Saint Louis
03-10-2006, 11:29
Who are your elven relatives?
Who are your elven relatives?
I don't have any elven relatives that's stil alive.
Can dwarves cook their food? :/
Can dwarves cook their food? :/
Better than anyone else ;)
What's dwarves favourite dish?
Are dwarves aggressive?
Have you KILLED someone?
What's dwarves favourite dish?
That's different from person to person, just like humans ;)
Are dwarves aggressive?
some are, some not ;)
Have you KILLED someone?
I have never murdered anyone unjustified. (In-game that is.)
Cirtaboy
03-10-2006, 14:01
How many sisters and brothers do you have?
How many sisters and brothers do you have?
In real life I got one brother, in-game I got... uhm... 3 sisters and some brothers... :angel:
Kaktusen
03-10-2006, 15:18
Small dwarf do you love somebody and if you do you got a girlfriend?
What do you do most in your spare time?
Small dwarf do you love somebody and if you do you got a girlfriend?
Yes, I do love someone, and yes the one I love is my girlfriend.
What do you do most in your spare time?
I use most of my spare time on folkedance and folkedance instruction. Planning, learning, reading etc. :)
Saint Louis
03-10-2006, 15:24
Who are your elven relatives?
I don't have any elven relatives that's stil alive.
Because youve killed them all?!?
You know i have some dwarven descent...
Metallica
03-10-2006, 15:27
Why do you like(?) Dwarfs? :O
Two question For you Mezur.
Why are all the dwarfs so short?
and...
Why does dwarfs "unlike" elfs?
~- Zisto
How tall(small) are you? And how tall was the tallest dwarf? :rolleyes:
Marciano
03-10-2006, 18:23
Why do dwarves smell so damn bad?!
Xaya Heartless
03-10-2006, 21:39
Why does Marciano have to be such a noob? :rolleyes:
Are the roumors true? Does dwarfs got big packages?
I ffucking know it's a nerdy question, but someone has to ask it ;D
First I'd like to say that I deleted some posts that didn't follow the rules I wrote in the first post. And for those who want to comment the answeres without having any new questions, use the PM function...
Because youve killed them all?!?
Nah, my last elven relative died 150 years ago.
Why do you like(?) Dwarfs?
Because they're cool :cool:
Aint i cool?
No Comment.
Why are all the dwarfs so short?
We're not small, it's just everything else that's huge...
Why does dwarfs "unlike" elfs?
Because they're Zathroth's servants.
How tall(small) are you?
In real life, I'm somewhere around 1.70-1.73m. My roleplay char is about 5 feet tall.
And how tall was the tallest dwarf?
No idea...
Why do dwarves smell so damn bad?!
Dwarves doesn't smell bad, it's your nose that's tricking you.
Why does Marciano have to be such a noob?
Because he wans to.
Are the roumors true? Does dwarfs got big packages?
I guess that depends on who you ask.
Are the roumors true? Does dwarfs got big packages?
I guess that depends on who you ask.
And if we ask u?
And if we ask u?
Ask my girlfriend ;)
And if we ask u?
Ask my girlfriend ;)
Who is your gf? ^^
Who is your gf? ^^
A beautiful girl ;)
Saint Louis
04-10-2006, 15:22
Is dwarven beer the best around?
Is dwarven beer the best around?
The best you can find in these mortal lands.
Saint Louis
04-10-2006, 15:26
are you going to produce little dwarfs when your older?
Metallica
04-10-2006, 15:33
are u the rox or the sux?
are you going to produce little dwarfs when your older?
Maybe, maybe not...
are u the rox or the sux?
I'm the Old Dwarf :)
How old can the dwarf become?
Who is your gf? ^^
A beautiful girl ;)
And her name is? :D
Dragon of mountain
04-10-2006, 18:29
What´s the name of the dwarven beer? And where we can find it ^^ ?
What's your favorite dinner? Except from a large beer..
How old can the dwarf become?
Pretty old ;)
And her name is?
I'd rather not say that on a public forum. Anyways, why are you so interested?
What´s the name of the dwarven beer? And where we can find it ^^ ?
There are lots of different brands. the best one is prolly the "Stonecutter Ale".
What's your favorite dinner? Except from a large beer..
an enormous beer ;)
What is the meaning of life?
What's the dwarves foremost hobby?
Edit: apart from drinking beer ofcourse!!
Metallica
04-10-2006, 20:23
Do you considered yourself as the sexiest dwarf of them all?
if yes, why?
if no, why?
heeeeeeeeeheehe
What is the meaning of life?
The answere to life, universe and everything is 42!
Whats my real name?
Bob.
What's the dwarves foremost hobby?
Killing Elves and Orcs.
Do you considered yourself as the sexiest dwarf of them all?
Yes. Why? Because there aint no dwarves like me.
Killing Elves and Orcs eh? In such places as the Elvenbane and Shadowthorn?
CocaCola
04-10-2006, 21:52
What weapon do you use?
Saint Louis
05-10-2006, 00:03
Mezzy hates every elf sept Me :p
Is stonecutter ale made by your family??
And her name is?
I'd rather not say that on a public forum. Anyways, why are you so interested?
I wanna know how big dick u got ofc :O
Do the dwarfs only hate elfs and orcs?
What is a Dwarf? -.-
A Dwarf is someone who's a decenant of Durin.
Killing Elves and Orcs eh? In such places as the Elvenbane and Shadowthorn?
I prefere Elvenbane, cause then I can kill those traitors too <evil grin>
What weapon do you use?
I change between Dwarven Axe and Dragon Lance.
Is stonecutter ale made by your family??
Originally it was made by my family, but after the huge battle where 98% of the stonecutter clan was massacred my cousin sold the brand and everything with it to a close friend of the family.
Do the dwarfs only hate elfs and orcs?
We do note hate elfs and orcs. We just do not trust them because of what others of their race has done to us. Dwarves seldom forgett anything, escpecially if someone did anything unjustified against us, and that's the people we.. hate.. as you call it.
Saint Louis
05-10-2006, 11:39
Dude... Wezzli if you don't like it then you can leave...
Will your girlfriends answer, concerning the size of your package, be based on facts or feelings?
Facts.
Is your answer that she is a beautiful girl based on facts or the blindness of love?
Facts.
Is it cool to be a lowlife roleplayer that basically avoids every single question that is not directly connected to the fictional bullshit of yourself acting a dwarf?
I can not answere this question because I'm not a "lowlife roleplayer that basically avoids every single question that is not directly connected to the fictional bullshit of yourself acting a dwarf".
What will happen to the earth?
And what should you do if you was lost in a forest?
What will happen to the earth?
Earth will be as it is today untill ragnarok and then the world will collaps and everything will die.
And what should you do if you was lost in a forest?
I'd pick up my cellphone and call 911 :angel:
Stick to the thread rules please.
Wich gods do you belive in?
Wich gods do you belive in?
Durin.
When did you start playing Tibia?
When did you start playing Tibia?
Sometime in the summer 2002 I think... not really sure about any more precise date >.<
Why are you answering all those questions?
Do you belive in god? (rl question)
~- Zisto
Why are you answering all those questions?
For fun :)
Do you belive in god? (rl question)
No, I don't.
if you woud start playing WoW woud you be a Dwarf?
if you woud start playing WoW woud you be a Dwarf?
Yes.
How long is your beard(If you have any)?
IF u sold urself att ebay would the buyer need to pay, or would you pay him?
How long is your beard(If you have any)?
it reaches down to my stomach :)
IF u sold urself att ebay would the buyer need to pay, or would you pay him?
The buyer must pay me.
How long is your beard(If you have any)?
it reaches down to my stomach :)
IF u sold urself att ebay would the buyer need to pay, or would you pay him?
The buyer must pay me.
How much? :lol:
How much?
All of Bill Gate's money + some more ;)
Why isn't this in the Roleplaying board?
How much?
All of Bill Gate's money + some more ;)
How much of that money would go to me ? :angel:
Why isn't this in the Roleplaying board?
Because it aint just roleplaying.
How much of that money would go to me ? :angel:
Nothing :P
What would you do with all the money?
Would you do a haicut?
Dirk Diggler
06-10-2006, 23:11
Could you tell us about Durin? who was it and what did he do?
And what do you think about the swedish singer Darin if you know who it is?
What would you do with all the money?
Buy a new computer :)
Would you do a haicut?
I got a haircut yesterday, so I'm fine :)
Could you tell us about Durin? who was it and what did he do?
If I was to write everything about Durin it would fill ten pages full of posts by me about him... But to be short, he created the Dwarves.
And what do you think about the swedish singer Darin if you know who it is?
Never heard of him...
What would you do with all the money?
Buy a new computer :)
Would you do a haicut?
I got a haircut yesterday, so I'm fine :)
Could you tell us about Durin? who was it and what did he do?
If I was to write everything about Durin it would fill ten pages full of posts by me about him... But to be short, he created the Dwarves.
And what do you think about the swedish singer Darin if you know who it is?
Never heard of him...
I can tell u about him, he's a singer that all 12-15 year old girls are in love with. He won a competition on TV. It's called "Idol". U probably have heard of "Idol".
Anyway, can u please tell us short about Durin?
Btw, i've heard the dwarfs say "Hail Durin" And if u search on Durin on Tibia.com u find a "God".
Granberg
08-10-2006, 00:33
Tell me the size of the tallest dwarf in history.
As the people says, we, the humans have been monkeys for a looong long time, did the dwarfs were some animal before they went dwarfs?
What would you say if Durin comes to you and asks you for some cookies?
Metallica
08-10-2006, 11:39
Favorite music? band? genre?
Kaktusen
08-10-2006, 11:57
If Durin where standing on the edge of a cliff and said he was going to commit suicide, what would you do? :o
Saint Louis
08-10-2006, 13:51
What do dwarves do on their days off of work?
I will not answere any more questions before I get home on the 16th of october. sorry folks :(
Saint Louis
09-10-2006, 15:44
I'll fill in for him for the 2 weeks. It will be called ask the elf:p
"Allright mr Elf. Are you proud of your ears?"
Kaktusen
09-10-2006, 16:08
Hi Mr. Elf how come you don't wanna be called "Saint Louis" and do you know who was the creater of all elfs? I heard some rumours about a tree of life :/
Saint Louis
09-10-2006, 16:09
"Allright mr Elf. Are you proud of your ears?"
Yes, i am, very proud of my ears, i am able to hear long distances. (very useful during hunts)
Saint Louis
09-10-2006, 16:11
how come you don't wanna be called "Saint Louis"
I will be gladly delighted if you called me Saint Louis.
do you know who was the creater of all elfs? I heard some rumours about a tree of life :/
Well theyre a lot of theories. No elf really knows about the truth since we are the second oldest creatures to roam this earth. And yes there is a tree of life. But i can not speak any more about it.
Kaktusen
09-10-2006, 16:31
how come you don't wanna be called "Saint Louis"
I will be gladly delighted if you called me Saint Louis.
do you know who was the creater of all elfs? I heard some rumours about a tree of life :/
Well theyre a lot of theories. No elf really knows about the truth since we are the second oldest creatures to roam this earth. And yes there is a tree of life. But i can not speak any more about it.
I think that dryads is a race of elfes but with legs allmost like a horse, but there's no male dryads, the male dryads are tree's like the tree of life, you know some more about this? :/
edit: im sorry if caused any problems with this questition but after googleing some I found out that theres alot of teories, I found this one on a page:
"The dryads started when some tree-fancying fays took to developing magic with arboreal themes, including taking tree shapes. Eventually, they found that their true shapes were trees, or included trees, along with woman-shapes with green hair, wooden bones, and sap in their veins. (Ents and Ent-wives would be a parallel evolution along more robust lines.) Male dryads exist but are rare. Most apparently female dryads reproduce hermaphroditically, in arboreal form, by seed. Most dryads are fans of a particular species of tree, e.g. the hamadryads, the nymphs of oaks, and meliads, the nymphs of fruit trees (with still more obscure breakdowns by kinds of fruit)."
Is it a law breaking to play any other race than night elves in Warcraft 3?
Saint Louis
09-10-2006, 21:19
Kaktusen that is one theory ive heard of. I will ask my ancestors if they have their own theories and i will report back to you.
Is it a law breaking to play any other race than night elves in Warcraft 3?
For elfs we must play the elf race in any game. But for others, no it's not a rule.
Saint Louis
12-10-2006, 15:24
No one has any questions? :p No one likes elfs :p
Kaktusen
12-10-2006, 17:42
haha, seems like you want more questitions, just give me a sec to think.
ahh... yes what about this? what music do you like? :P
Saint Louis
12-10-2006, 21:17
what music do you like?
Well we elfs like only a couple genres... I personally like rock and roll, the classical stuff like acdc, eagles, jimmy hendrix, eric clapton, i also like a little bit of punk rock. But the majority of elfs like country and accoustic songs.
Kaktusen
12-10-2006, 21:37
what music do you like?
Well we elfs like only a couple genres... I personally like rock and roll, the classical stuff like acdc, eagles, jimmy hendrix, eric clapton, i also like a little bit of punk rock. But the majority of elfs like country and accoustic songs.
Then I guess some elfs like Chris Cornell? :angel:
Saint Louis
12-10-2006, 23:28
i would imagine :p
Bananmannen
13-10-2006, 16:28
Will someone ever love me? ;<
Will someone ever love me? ;<
Elves love evryone
haha
Why am i so noobish? And why is George Bush so ugly?
I always wanted to know...
Why am i so noobish? And why is George Bush so ugly?
I always wanted to know...
George bush was borned ugly.
And you are the only thing you are, yourself, thats why ure so noobish.
Saint Louis
13-10-2006, 17:35
Will someone ever love me?
I'm sure of it. You just need to go to a family reunion.
Why am i so noobish?
Well, you might be noobish but u can grow out of it. Think positive my friend.
why is George Bush so ugly?
Well, that is a wonderful question... I think he is so ugly because he was named after George Bush Sr. and god cursed him for that.
I'm sure everyone will agree with me, bush is a retard and he should be executed immidiately.
Im goin to meet my girl on thursday, will it go good? :angel:
When did you stop cheating with the taxes ?
Saint Louis
15-10-2006, 00:03
Im goin to meet my girl on thursday, will it go good?
Yes it will do great.
When did you stop cheating with the taxes ?
I plead the 5th?
Lewl, changed plans.
Wednesday instead, will it still go good?
Saint Louis
15-10-2006, 13:27
Wednesday instead, will it still go good?
Wednesdays are unlucky days.... Mabey it will be lucky for you.
Would you kill Mezzy for all the money in the world?
:angel:
Saint Louis
15-10-2006, 17:30
Would you kill Mezzy for all the money in the world?
Nope, i would die trying.
So you say dwarves are weaker than elves?
I'm ready for action again! :D
Did all this away time include, you, yourself and a big bottle of body loation? :)
Kaktusen
15-10-2006, 18:47
Mezzy, ur back! think you want some questions so where have you been all this time? :/
edit: spelling mistake ;)
Saint Louis
15-10-2006, 19:08
lol mezzy... thanks for letting me be ask the elf. its quite fun :p
Why am I simply the best?
Kaktusen
15-10-2006, 20:03
why did pegoor create an illusion thread of this? :o
Did all this away time include, you, yourself and a big bottle of body loation?
It included me, lots of other people and no body loation :rolleyes:
Mezzy, ur back! think you want some questions so where have you been all this time?
I've been in Bergen, Oslo and at my cabin on Lauen. :cool:
Why am I simply the best?
Because we're related (my mothers family that is...)
why did pegoor create an illusion thread of this?
Because he was bored like me :angel:
Where have you been?
Answered that allready :P
Kaktusen
15-10-2006, 21:24
Would you mind if I created a simulair thread named "ask the cactus" ? :lol:
Would you mind if I created a simulair thread named "ask the cactus" ?
As long as you make it your "own" it's okey with me. Just don't copy paste my first post and try to create a copy of mine it's okey :)
Kaktusen
15-10-2006, 22:30
Would you mind if I created a simulair thread named "ask the cactus" ?
As long as you make it your "own" it's okey with me. Just don't copy paste my first post and try to create a copy of mine it's okey :)
haha, i wont anyway! and theres some new smileys so :heart: :offtopic: :flush: :happy: :yeah:
I guy stoled my nick in world of warcraft and created a warlock (I'm a warlock) with my name on another realm. Should I buy an account there to kill him ?
I guy stoled my nick in world of warcraft and created a warlock (I'm a warlock) with my name on another realm. Should I buy an account there to kill him ?
Yes.
Saint Louis
16-10-2006, 15:24
Why is there so many people trying to be like you Mezzy?
Ask the Cactus?
Ask the Pegor?
What's next?
Kaktusen
16-10-2006, 15:29
Why is there so many people trying to be like you Mezzy?
Ask the Cactus?
Ask the Pegor?
What's next?
Even if im not mezzy I can say that it's funny to answer questions so thats why, and I didn't copy mezzy all the way ;)
edit: sry if I answered this but the question about me soo.... :hehe:
Why is there so many people trying to be like you Mezzy?
Ask the Cactus?
Ask the Pegor?
What's next?
Because I'm cool? I dunno :cool: And about the last question, "How to get banned.com"?
Kaktusen
17-10-2006, 09:53
Why did Stern lock my thread by the reason that I cursed when there was no cursing in the thread, atleast not by me? :rolleyes:
Why did Stern lock my thread by the reason that I cursed when there was no cursing in the thread, atleast not by me?
I do not know the reason myself... :/
Kaktusen
17-10-2006, 15:15
Do you dwarfes have cactuses in ur gardens or windows? :happy:
Do you dwarfes have cactuses in ur gardens or windows? happy
I don't, but there's prolly some who do :)
Kaktusen
17-10-2006, 15:46
Is there any dwarf hardrock/metall band? or any dwarf band at all? :happy:
Saint Louis
17-10-2006, 16:07
who is more respected than you mezzy (not including admins a higher rank than you on this site :p)
Kaktusen
17-10-2006, 17:47
Why is there so many *ask me threads* that copied your rules? :happy:
Who of the people that copied your thread are you going to ban ?
Is there any dwarf hardrock/metall band? or any dwarf band at all?
Don't tell me you havn't heard of the Dwarvones? The coolest rock band ever! :cool:
who is more respected than you mezzy (not including admins a higher rank than you on this site :p)
Durin, Guido, Steve, Stephan, Excessus, the Queen of England, Bob Dylan etcetcetc :rolleyes:
Why is there so many *ask me threads* that copied your rules?
Because they don't have the fantasy needed to come up with an idea of themself so they decide to copy a popular one and try to "make it their own". :hehe:
Who of the people that copied your thread are you going to ban ?
Mezzy, I know where your mailbox lives.
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=4758026261841732700&q=mailboxbomb
Who of the people that copied your thread are you going to ban ?
I belive they've all got a warning now. We'll see how long it'll last before they get banned :)
Mezzy, I know where your mailbox lives.
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid … ailboxbomb
Except for the bad picture quality and terrible choice of music it looked cool. Although, if you do find my mailbox and decide do make it explode, PLEASE tell me so I can be there and watch the show before calling the cops :)
Kaktusen
17-10-2006, 19:20
Mezzy, got any pictures of urself? And if you do, let us see? :yeah:
Stick to the topic rules please.
Kaktusen
17-10-2006, 19:25
Why is Mazterr saying you took my idea when I took yours? :lol:
Mezzy, got any pictures of urself? And if you do, let us see?
I do have pictures of myself, but on the internet the picture of myself is the one to the left ;)
Why is Mazterr saying you took my idea when I took yours?
Because he doesn't have all the facts straight...
Kaktusen
17-10-2006, 19:38
How tall is the tallest dwarf? :P
Mezzy, I know where your mailbox lives.
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid … ailboxbomb
Except for the bad picture quality and terrible choice of music it looked cool. Although, if you do find my mailbox and decide do make it explode, PLEASE tell me so I can be there and watch the show before calling the cops :)
Yea i kniw it was because we film it with a digital camera. And we gonna remake the movie pretty soon, with another song and slowmotion when its exploded + our first attemp :P
How tall is the tallest dwarf?
No idea... :/
Yea i kniw it was because we film it with a digital camera. And we gonna remake the movie pretty soon, with another song and slowmotion when its exploded + our first attemp
Using a digital camera shouldn't be a reason of the quality, if it is you got the wrong settings... And yeah, use some other music, something more dramtic. Orchestra music is cool when it explodes etc :)
Kaktusen
17-10-2006, 20:35
What were you writing on your picture? :o
What were you writing on your picture?
A book I guess :hehe:
Kaktusen
17-10-2006, 21:05
Is that book done yet? :/
Is that book done yet?
I finished it, but it disapeared when my house burnt down :(
Saint Louis
17-10-2006, 21:19
Who burnt down your house?? i will get revenge for you.
Who burnt down your house?? i will get revenge for you.
Elves from Ab'dendriel...
(Asking again)*
As the people says, we, the humans have been monkeys for a looong long time, did the dwarfs were some animal before they went dwarfs?
They are a human race are they?
Saint Louis
18-10-2006, 11:45
Who burnt down your house?? i will get revenge for you.
Elves from Ab'dendriel...
I've heard more and more bad reports from them. Let's set up a hunting party.
I dunno how many times I've said this now, but PLEASE, stick to the thread rules...
As the people says, we, the humans have been monkeys for a looong long time, did the dwarfs were some animal before they went dwarfs?
No.
They are a human race are they?
They are a humanoid race, but not humans.
Kaktusen
18-10-2006, 19:51
How old does dwarfes get? :/
How old does dwarfes get?
First of all, it's written dwarves or dwarfs... And to answere the question, older than you can imagine ;)
when begined the first "dwarf life"?
when begined the first "dwarf life"?
When Durin found out he wanted to create the dwarves :)
Kaktusen
18-10-2006, 20:45
Okey, thx, and I know it's spelled like you said. I just got a little bit confused. :happy:
Anyway I must ask a question also: why do you look like santa claus? :happy:
Anyway I must ask a question also: why do you look like santa claus?
I don't look like santa, santa looks like me.
Anyway I must ask a question also: why do you look like santa claus?
I don't look like santa, santa looks like me.
Huehue Mezzy tries to be funny xD
Well i got an Question,
Why dosent Dwarfs exist (or if you say they do where?)
(i mean real dwarfs not short ppls or tiny ppls with long white beard :P (not santa claus xD)
Why are dwarves always said to be small noobs with beards and axes, and very blood crazed?
Why dosent Dwarfs exist (or if you say they do where?)
(i mean real dwarfs not short ppls or tiny ppls with long white beard tongue (not santa claus xD)
Who said that those short people with long beards aint real dwarves? ;)
Why are dwarves always said to be small noobs with beards and axes, and very blood crazed?
Elven propaganda, nothing but elven propaganda...
Are People dwarves?
Depends who you concider "people".
why is dwarfs so short and so stupid and so happy with their hammer of smithing?
why is dwarfs so short and so stupid and so happy with their hammer of smithing?
First of all, we're not short, you're the one who's tall. We aint stupid and we like using a hammer just like humans prefere swords.
Do all questions have to be about Dwarfs?
Do all questions have to be about Dwarfs?
Absolutely not. As I stated in the first post, you may ask about ANYTHING. :)
Do you like me? :happy:
And,
Can a Bird swim, under the whater (Not an Duck or something like that)?
Do you like me?
And,
Can a Bird swim, under the whater (Not an Duck or something like that)?
I like everyone till the day they become a jerk :angel: And yes, birds can swim. They are better to swim than fish! It's just that they don't like water so they don't do it...
Thread rules. READ!!!!! argh -.- and i like honey from bear and mud from dogs!!
Bengtsson
19-10-2006, 20:30
Why is the younger sister cuter then her older sister?
What is the thing which wegish on a Dwarf, "fet" or "muskler"?
Why is the younger sister cuter then her older sister?
Cause the second time you know what you have to fix on when it's born :rolleyes:
What is the thing which wegish on a Dwarf, "fet" or "muskler"?
I didn't really get that one...
Bengtsson
20-10-2006, 13:14
Why is it more common for girls to hug and kiss (as friends) than boys doing the same thing?
Why is the younger sister cuter then her older sister?
Cause the second time you know what you have to fix on when it's born :rolleyes:
What is the thing which wegish on a Dwarf, "fet" or "muskler"?
I didn't really get that one...
I think he was asking if dwarfs had more fat than muscles. Or the other way around?
Why is it more common for girls to hug and kiss (as friends) than boys doing the same thing?
Because there's more male homofobes (spelling?) than girls I guess..
I think he was asking if dwarfs had more fat than muscles. Or the other way around?
That is different from dwarf to dwarf. :)
Bengtsson
20-10-2006, 18:28
Why is it more common for girls to hug and kiss (as friends) than boys doing the same thing?
Because there's more male homofobes (spelling?) than girls I guess..
I'm not after guessings, I'm after answers...
Anyway, how can I earn the most money while doing as little work done as possible?
Like "Money earned/work done"
"10$/hardly moved from bed" beats "200$/worked from 5 to 9 and was the most boring thing I've ever done"
Yours, Bengtsson
Anyway, how can I earn the most money while doing as little work done as possible?
Yours, Bengtsson
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Why are pls so stupid? :O
Why are pls so stupid? :O
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Kaktusen
20-10-2006, 23:50
Why are pls so stupid? :O
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even though ur moderator and everything, you may not answer questions in this thread :/
Who is the coolest dwarf celebrity? :happy:
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Why are pls so stupid? :O
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Damn! Why didnt i think of that?
Who have killed most dwarfs ever?
How much exp will i get if i kill you? :o
Anyway, how:yeah: can I earn the most money while doing as little work done as possible?
Make a website with lots of adds and hope people will click them? :rolleyes:
Why are pls so stupid?
What makes you think that every single person from Poland is stupid? (And no, you may not answere this question unless you ask another question too.)
Who is the coolest dwarf celebrity?
That guy who plays "Mini Me" in Austin Powers :cool:
Damn! Why didnt i think of that?
Cause you're not as intelligent as the one who did...?
Who have killed most dwarfs ever?
That must be Smaug the Dragon.
How much exp will i get if i kill you?
Nothing at all :yeah:
I know not all of them is stupid but almost evry1 is. I've meet 2 smart pl's. Who is Smaug the Dragon? (dont answer "a dragon")
How much exp will i get if i kill you?
Nothing at all :yeah:
Is ok for me to kill you then, i mean u wont lose anything, right?
I know not all of them is stupid but almost evry1 is. I've meet 2 smart pl's. Who is Smaug the Dragon? (dont answer "a dragon")
Smaug is a dragon from a book named "the Hobbit" by J.R.R. Tolkien.
Is ok for me to kill you then, i mean u wont lose anything, right?
No, it's not okey to kill me.
where is kaz?
why ar dwarf biger in mouth? or they do?
hmm...who do you is warrior down?
sorry for engleish?
Saint Louis
23-10-2006, 15:26
Is there more kinds of dwarfs other than Dwarf Soldiers, Dwarfs, and Dwarf Guards?
Why are there not any mounts in Tibia ?
where is kaz?
right south of femur hills.
why ar dwarf biger in mouth? or they do?
Huh?
hmm...who do you is warrior down?
As above, what?
Is there more kinds of dwarfs other than Dwarf Soldiers, Dwarfs, and Dwarf Guards?
Alot, it's just that you havn't seen them yet.
Why are there not any mounts in Tibia ?
Because it is hard to code and it'll be alot more graphics to make. Cipsoft has other priorities than mounts.
Why are dwarfs so stupid? :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe:
Why ARE dwarfs so stupid? :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe:
^^
Which part of the coding is hard ?
Saint Louis
24-10-2006, 16:02
What type of music do dwarfs like? :hehe:
Which part of the coding is hard ?
Everything! EVERYTHING IS HARD! IT KILLS ME!!! :cries: :cries: :cries:
What type of music do dwarfs like?
Everything :yeah:
Why ain't you painting the warhammer race Dwarfs? :(
Karelazi
24-10-2006, 19:52
Why does women of your kind have beard?
Why does women of your kind have beard?
What makes you think they have beards? Have you ever seen one for instance?
How did you become a mod?
What was the name of the first human?
How old are you?
How many languages(spelling?) do you know?
Do you want to kill that dragon(the one that killed many dwarfes)?
Have you ever smith something?(If yes, what?)
What game do you play right now?
Do dwarfes like sports?
Who created duirin?
Who made your avatar?
HEAUHEAAHu feel spammed legal xD
How did you become a mod?
In the beginning i was a board moderator on the roleplay board on tibia.no but after some time I was promoted to global moderator and later on we moved here :)
What was the name of the first human?
No freaking idea...
How old are you?
I am 16 years old.
How many languages(spelling?) do you know?
I can speak Norwegian, English, Danish and Swedish (with lots of errors though :flush:)
Do you want to kill that dragon(the one that killed many dwarfes)?
It is allready killed ;)
Have you ever smith something?(If yes, what?)
I did make a necklace to my girlfriend once. :)
What game do you play right now?
on tuesday the 24th of October 2006 22:43CET I aint playing any games at all.
Do dwarfes like sports?
Some do, some does not :) Just like humans :rolleyes: [i]
Who created durin?
[i]That's like asking "Who created God?" to a christian...
Who made your avatar?
Izuael :)
Axe or hammer?
Dwaves view on Pirates!
Saint Louis
25-10-2006, 00:47
Do dwarves eat ice cream? If they do there nuts, you don't eat ice cream when it's cold outside.
Axe or hammer?
Personally, Axe. Although there are many dwarves who prefere hammer over axe.
Dwaves view on Pirates!
Pirates are criminals. Criminals are scumbags. And scumbags should die.
Do dwarves eat ice cream? If they do there nuts, you don't eat ice cream when it's cold outside.
Who said it was cold outside where dwarves live? anyways, yes, Dwarves eat Ice Cream.
Name of the first human.
The name the first human was "The race name was HomoErectus" :cries: and the first humenbeen was called Lucy.
Nu min fråga... Hur gammal kan en Mask bli?
Nu min fråga... Hur gammal kan en Mask bli?
English please.
Oh i forgot :P
Name of the first human.
The name the first human was "The race name was HomoErectus" cries and the first humenbeen was called Lucy. and now my question...
How old can an worm be :P
uhm, are you Pegoor? :/
anyways, How old can an worm be
No idea, 1 year?
"Proud Mezzy ask me questions now im rule the thread"
Why do you ask me? x)
Because it was Pegoor who posted:
"Name of the first human.
The name the first human was "The race name was HomoErectus" cries and the first humenbeen was called Lucy.
Nu min fråga... Hur gammal kan en Mask bli?"
and I answered that I wanted it in english and you answered:
Oh i forgot tongue
Name of the first human.
The name the first human was "The race name was HomoErectus" cries and the first humenbeen was called Lucy. and now my question...
How old can an worm be tongue
Oh thats why x) yes im Pegoor :happy:
Ohm so you answered my questions..?
Lets waste more of your time ;)
Which one is your favourite book(if dwarves reads books :rolleyes: )
What's your favorite song (if dwarves listen to music :rolleyes: )
Who told you about tibia.no?
Do you like manga-related stuff?(like books or on tv etc.)
Who is the coolest guy on "Star Wars"?
Do you got any pet?(if yes, what pet)
Which of these smileys is your favourite? :) :| :( :D :yeah: :o ;) :/ :P :lol: :happy: :mad: :rolleyes: :hehe: :cool: :angel: :flush: :cries: :offtopic: :sleeping: :heart:
If u got three wishes(on rl), what would you wish?
Do you like the new "tibianordic" or do you want tibia.no back?
How old was you when you did touch a computer first time?
Which ice cream is your favourite?
Which antivirus do you use?
Do you like brs/pls?
Whats your password( HEAUHEAU MI VERI GOOD HAXXOR ME HAXX YOU)
Whats the name of your first tibia char?
Do you like darkness?
Heauheauehue xD
peeeaaacee
Will my pokemon's grow strong? Please tell me so i can sleep at night. :sleeping:
Are your girlfriend an dwarf too? (if yes, are they same strong like males?) (if no, what would the children be? dwarf or human?) <----Answer this too anyway :P
Saint Louis
25-10-2006, 21:33
If dwarves have long beards and they brade them do they do the same with armpit hair?
Do you have arachnafobia?(Fear of spiders)
Moonguardian
26-10-2006, 16:03
:) where does all the gold I exchange to platinum go?
Which one is your favourite book(if dwarves reads books roll )
That's a hard one. Got lots of favorite books, but if I were to pick on it has to be "Captain Bluebears 13 1/2 Lives".
What's your favorite song (if dwarves listen to music roll )
That would be "Ungdommens Råskap" with "Gatas Parlament" or Come as you are with Nirvana.
Who told you about tibia.no?
No one acctually, was just checking domain names and I found out that Tibia.no was taken so I opened the site and been there ever since :p
Do you like manga-related stuff?(like books or on tv etc.)
Not much...
Who is the coolest guy on "Star Wars"?
That hairy guy that hangs around with Han Solo (forgot his name >.<)
Do you got any pet?(if yes, what pet)
I got Runar :angel:
Which of these smileys is your favourite?
That would be :rolleyes:
If u got three wishes(on rl), what would you wish?
That my family and myself would never have to worry about money anymore, that no one in the world need to be afraid because of wars, illnesses, money and about food. And that the whole world finally understood how great communism is if everyone do their best. :)
Do you like the new "tibianordic" or do you want tibia.no back?
I like the new TibiaNordic alot :)
How old was you when you did touch a computer first time?
I think I was 6 years old...
Which ice cream is your favourite?
Strawberry.
Which antivirus do you use?
Symantec
Do you like brs/pls?
I like people from everywhere as long as they can behave.
Whats your password( HEAUHEAU MI VERI GOOD HAXXOR ME HAXX YOU)
Secret ;)
Whats the name of your first tibia char?
Dvalin the Undead :angel: [i]
Do you like darkness?
[i]Not much :happy:
Will my pokemon's grow strong?
Yes.
Are your girlfriend an dwarf too?
If you mean in-game. I don't have any girlfriend. But in real life, no, she's a human just like myself.
If dwarves have long beards and they brade them do they do the same with armpit hair?
I don't atleast :P
Do you have arachnafobia?(Fear of spiders)
Only if I'll ever meet one of those Giant Spiders in real life :P
where does all the gold I exchange to platinum go?
To my depot in Tibtown.
"And that the whole world finally understood how great communism is if everyone do their best." Yea, look how great the communism is doing in North Korea.
Any pet except runar? :O
"And that the whole world finally understood how great communism is if everyone do their best." Yea, look how great the communism is doing in North Korea.
That's exactly what I mean. People tend to belive that those regimes that says they are a "communist" state are "commuists". The point is that every regime in the whole world who has tried to create a communist state has failed due to corruption, bad leadership and people who does not wish a communist state. And unless everyone wants communism, it will fail.
Any pet except runar?
JTE? Stern? Whitta? :angel:
The idé Communism is good, but its will never work.
That's because people like you Solocin. That's the only reason why it wont work ;)
That's why I said that if I had three wishes I would want everyone to understand how great it would be. And then people can acctually try to take action and acctually found a communist state.
xD <3 mezzy style :angel:
Ok, some more questions(:rolleyes: )
Tell me all the names of all the gameboy advance game (XD)
Are you invited to Sterns wedding?
Have u ever dreamt of flying?
Whats the strongest thing u have drinked irl?
Are you good at math?
Are you the oldest dwarf in the whole world?(if not, who is older then you)
What is the most annoying thing in the whole world?(execp George W. Bush)
Tell me all the names of all the gameboy advance game
I stopped playing gameboy when Advanced came. So I dunno :P
Are you invited to Sterns wedding?
Not yet atleast, and I prolly won't be invited either :P
Have u ever dreamt of flying?
Who havn't?
Whats the strongest thing u have drinked irl?
Gotta be that vodka I got during a class trip to Poland/Germany, dunno how strong it was though :(
Are you good at math?
I wouldn't concider myself as Good. I hate math :P
Are you the olderst dwarf in the whole world?(if not, who is older then you)
I'm not the oldest, but I dunno the names of everyone who's older than me :P
What is the most annoying thing in the whole world?(execp George W. Bush)
People who does not care and say that "what can I do? I'm just one single person!" and then drive home in their car, sit down on their favorite chair infront of the TV with a soda and some snacks...
Saint Louis
27-10-2006, 01:49
do Dwarves survive Nukes?
do Dwarves survive Nukes?
We surivive everything :cool:
Moonguardian
27-10-2006, 19:56
Whats that kind of dragon on the frontpage of tibia?
If a human and a dwarfes make children, what would it been? human or dwarfs?
Short and fat humans ? :)
How tall was the second dwarf ever born ?
Moonguardian
27-10-2006, 22:50
what kind beer u drink?
:yeah: What's your first personal reaction of this smiley?
Dirk Diggler
28-10-2006, 09:22
What´s the different betwen humans and dwarfs?
Whats that kind of dragon on the frontpage of tibia?
What Dragon?
If a human and a dwarfes make children, what would it been? human or dwarfs?
Half-Dwarves. Ever heard of Red Un? He's a half-dwarf ;)
How tall was the second dwarf ever born ?
1.55m
what kind beer u drink?
All kinds :)
What's your first personal reaction of this smiley?
That you like TibiaNordic :)
What´s the different betwen humans and dwarfs?
Basically, everything. But in other ways, nothing :cool:
Do you know gimli from lotr?
Do you know gimli from lotr?
Just through the books...
Moonguardian
28-10-2006, 17:22
Why did the orcs stoled sams backpack?
Why did the orcs stoled sams backpack?
Because Sam was at the wrong place, at the wrong time. ;)
Tibia or WoW?
Tibia. No doubt.
Saint Louis
29-10-2006, 13:00
a Shining Knight Armor, or a mighty Knight Axe?
a Shining Knight Armor, or a mighty Knight Axe?
Hmm.. tricky one... ah well... screw the armor! Give me an axe! :mad:
When you are on toilett and "shit" (?) how going with the beard?
Opera or Firefox?
Firefox.
When you are on toilett and "shit" (?) how going with the beard?
You don't go to the toilet on tibia so I don't have that problem ;)
Why do I sometimes have so little time for Tibia?
Why do I sometimes have so little time for Tibia?
Because you play WoW? O.o
Saint Louis
30-10-2006, 16:33
A Mage or a Knight?
Bengtsson
30-10-2006, 18:47
What question don't you know the answer to?
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